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IHHC 4, HITCHING WITH FLOWERS, SPIRITUALITY RECAPPED
MARCH 2000

writen by Bernd Wechner (AU) on 9 March 2000



I'm back from the IHHC 4. I'll of course have an article up at Suite 101 for April 1st on the conference itself, for the moment, the question which raised a lot of interest was, "how do you hitchhike with a 1m tall bunch of straw flowers from the Kaziuko muge?"

Well Vladas was nice enough to drop me, Petr and Wenda at the road to Marijampole for the hitch towards Poland. We split up, I stood ahead they behind and agreed to help each other out if a ride would take all three. It turns out we took 4 rides altogether, and all of them together. First I stood forward, then they, then I, then they, we alternated. Each time someone stopped they were prepared to take all three. First ride to Trakai, second to Marijampole, third to the border, fourth through the border. They went on to Augustow with that ride and I got out to fish a ride to Germany.

None of the drivers was talkative, in fact none said anything at all, except the first guy. Most weird hitch.

We were fast:

07:40 at Vilnius
08:15 at Trakai
10:00 at Marijampole
10:41 at border
12:51 through border
13:00 three polish hitchers (Asia, Tomek and ?) turn up. They caught the bus from Vilnius and were hitching to Gdansk. We beat them ;-).

From there things went downhill for me. At the LT side of the border the guards wanted to fine me 100 Litas for pissing in the woods. Petr saved me with his smooth Russian. But they wouldn't let us walk through so we had to hitch through.

At the other side, there was a strong cold wind, the guards wouldn't let me back in to take a piss and there was nowehre discrete to piss so every hour when I needed a piss I had to walk a long way to avoid being hassled for pissing on the field, and then come back to fish rides at the gate (where the cars were still very slow and stopped).

There was no traffic. Much less than last year I think. One car every 5 minutes, or less, maybe very ten. Really, they came in groups of maybe three cars once every 20 mintues or so. I turned down one ride into Warsaw. Then two hours later a polish man who spoke very clear English and knew the road inside out, offered me a ride to Warsaw again. I started thinking to go. He told me of the junction at Rozan where all the LT cars from here, and the other border crossing and the BY cars, heading for Germany cross. He drove this route a lot himself. It was a roundabout, with good stopping and slow traffic, and we'd make it in good daylight. He was nice so I said yes.

Maybe a mistake. It got dark while at Rozan and was snowing on me, and all the damned LT cars and trucks refused to stop. So I hitched through the night and made to Berlin by 7 a.m. only. No sleep. With my flowers. It rained a lot, snowed a lot, and now LT cars or trucks stopped, and all the LT trucks I approached at service stations pretended I didn't exist. It was in fact only Poles and Russians that helped me. One Pole couldn't take me anywhere, but it was late and he stopped to invite me to sleep at his house! One Russian also invited me to sleep in his truck! I could speak with noone all the way! Only the ride into Poland, and the last out of Poland could we speak. The reast know only languages I didn't. But there were some beautiful people. Just the Lithuanians were ignorning me. Still I was about 5 hours late (should have arrived around 2 a.m. in Berlin if I had got a ride from the PL/LT border to Germany) so Vladas is definitely right, better to wait as much as 5 or 7 hours at the border for an LT car than to hitch through PL if you're in a rush.

I picked up Louise, the NZ girl who couldn't gte into Poland, and we went straight on to Germany. We got stuck around Karlsruhe and the Freiburg, and it was again, about 5 a.m. before we got home to Geneva! I went 46 hours without sleep and had to be at work in 3 hours ;-). I got to work a little late, about 2 p.m. ;-).

Now, what about spirituality? At the conference I shared a story on coincidences and how it makes people wonder about the meaning of life, chance and fate.It involved a few wonderful twists, and missed others (because I didn't want to talk all day, and the whole story is even longer ;-), but one strong theme was that Iw as twice picked up by the friends of an old flatmate of mine a long long way from home.

Well, stuck near Freiburg, I came backf rom a piss in the woods to find Louse talking to a driver who cmae form near Geneva (Vaudoise plates). He was turning her down. Not going to take her. She was pleading. We were there already 90 minutes and there was again one car every 5 minutes only, being nearly midnight, but no success. I started to talk to him, then a woman came out of the shop towards this car.

I knew her! She was an esperantist from Lausanne! Celestine! Of course, now they took us ;-).

But they were moving house, she'd married a Belgian and he was moving to Lausanne with her. They had to cross customs with their trailer of goods, and customs was closed when we got there, so they had to sleep the night and go through in the morning. So we had to hitch onwards.

Convinced Daniel, a Belgian guy heading for Mt. Blanc to parapente there, that he should not sleep (which he wanted to do), but drive us to Geneva. Nice guy. He agreed. Had only one seat, so I lay in the back of his van, and we got home very late.